Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.
These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.
They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.
Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)