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The Brass Monkey "In The Event Of Sobriety Emergency Drinking Kit" is a pink and red travel cocktail kit styled like a first aid kit, with a metal straw, “Liquid Courage” flask, collapsible cup, keychain, and recipe card.

In The Event Of Sobriety Emergency Drinking Kit

$28.00
$28.00
$40.00
The Brass Monkey Emergency Pick-up Lines Card Set sits on a table, surrounded by scattered conversation starter cards, two drinks in glasses, a lipstick, and pills—all atop a dark blue tablecloth under warm lighting.

Emergency Pick-up Lines Card Set

$12.00
$12.00
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The Brass Monkey Floofer Model Small Pet Bandana, in cream and orange with an orange striped tie ribbon, features resizable tie ribbons for cats, dogs, and giant lizards. Packaging reads "For Pets.

Floofer Model Small Pet Bandana

$10.50
$10.50
$15.00

Fun & Games

The perfect companion to any loving home... healthy competition.

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A yellow Brass Monkey Sudoku With Some Balls Sudoku Game Set sits on a light blue surface, accompanied by a sudoku book, colorful balls, and a wooden game board with slots for the balls.
The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, featuring illustrated fish and funny captions, is shown with adult stickers, an open notebook, and a bowl of Judgy Fish stickers on a vibrant blue and orange background.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal, featuring a hamburger cover, sits on red-and-white checkered paper in a blue tray—perfect for food journaling or tracking restaurant recommendations. An open notebook and red drink bottle are nearby.
The Brass Monkey "Pleased to Eat You" Food Journal features a hamburger graphic cover, the phrase “Pleased to Eat You,” and a subtitle for logging your best and worst meals plus restaurant recommendations.

Prompted Journals

A journal entry a day, helps keep the social media doom scrolling away.

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