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A brown pit bull licks its nose while wearing Brass Monkey's The Real MVP Dog Bandana in navy blue cotton with white text, set against a plain gray background.

The Real MVP Dog Bandana

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A colorful tabletop scene showcases Brass Monkey’s Mini Poorly Explained Movies – Y2K Edition, with playful movie description cards, a pink-edged box, a computer mouse, CDs, and a speaker on a blue and pink background.

Mini Poorly Explained Movies – Y2K Edition

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The Brass Monkey Emergency Pick-up Lines Card Set sits on a table, surrounded by scattered conversation starter cards, two drinks in glasses, a lipstick, and pills—all atop a dark blue tablecloth under warm lighting.

Emergency Pick-up Lines Card Set

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A brown and white dog wears the Brass Monkey Turns Tricks Dog Bandana, posing with eyes closed on green turf against a pink background—the perfect gift for dog owners.

Turns Tricks Dog Bandana

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A tabletop displays Brass Monkey's Mini Poorly Explained Movies - Horror Edition, featuring the game box, cards with vague horror movie descriptions, a film reel, and mannequin limbs.

Mini Poorly Explained Movies - Horror Edition

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The Brass Monkey "In The Event Of Sobriety Emergency Drinking Kit" is a pink and red travel cocktail kit styled like a first aid kit, with a metal straw, “Liquid Courage” flask, collapsible cup, keychain, and recipe card.

In The Event Of Sobriety Emergency Drinking Kit

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A vibrant party scene features a large dice, shiny disco balls, and bright "TO DO" cards from the Random Things To Do Box by Brass Monkey, with confetti and geometric shapes spread across a purple background.

Random Things To Do Box

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The Brass Monkey Floofer Model Small Pet Bandana, in cream and orange with an orange striped tie ribbon, features resizable tie ribbons for cats, dogs, and giant lizards. Packaging reads "For Pets.

Floofer Model Small Pet Bandana

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Three books feature the Brass Monkey Moody Cats Magnetic Bookmark Set. An open book shows a tabby cat bookmark with a sign reading “I heard the world sucks,” while two closed books have cat face bookmarks peeking from their pages.

Moody Cats Magnetic Bookmark Set

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A Debatable Spooky Edition game box by Brass Monkey sits on a table with lit candles, swirling fog, and Halloween-themed debate cards, setting a mysterious and festive scene.

Debatable Spooky Edition

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The Salty Birds Magnetic Bookmark Set by Brass Monkey is shown marking a page, featuring a red cardinal with a "What is this, 7th?" speech bubble. Two more closed books with animal bookmarks are in the background on a pink surface.

Salty Birds Magnetic Bookmark Set

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A gold-painted hand holds a red pencil above an open Brass Monkey Naughty and/or Nice Tiny Diary on a green surface with gold, red, and brown circles, accented by pine branches in the corners.

Naughty and/or Nice Tiny Diary

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The Brass Monkey Haunted Dolls Coloring Book features vintage dolls in dresses, including one with flowers and another with a teddy bear and a “RUN!” speech bubble. The background is partially colored.

Haunted Dolls Coloring Book

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A festive scene features Brass Monkey’s Oh What Googly-Eyed Fun Magnet Countdown Calendar, a playful toy fridge with quirky food magnets, and gift boxes with bows surrounded by holiday lights and ornaments.

Oh What Googly-Eyed Fun Magnet Countdown Calendar

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The Brass Monkey Emergency Holiday IOUs Card Set sits on a sparkly white surface, surrounded by colorful cards and a gold gift bow. Each card offers thoughtful gifts like chores, a movie marathon, or snacks.

Emergency Holiday IOUs Card Set

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A festive flat lay featuring two open Brass Monkey puzzle books—one with sudoku, one with a red maze—surrounded by ornaments, string lights, dice, and a striped notebook titled "Beyond Bored At The Holidays.

Beyond Bored At The Holidays

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The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, featuring illustrated fish and funny captions, is shown with adult stickers, an open notebook, and a bowl of Judgy Fish stickers on a vibrant blue and orange background.
A box of the Debatable Game Set by Brass Monkey rests on dirt among plastic cowboy figures and quirky question cards—making it an ideal social game for your next Brass Monkey gathering.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal, featuring a hamburger cover, sits on red-and-white checkered paper in a blue tray—perfect for food journaling or tracking restaurant recommendations. An open notebook and red drink bottle are nearby.
The Brass Monkey "Pleased to Eat You" Food Journal features a hamburger graphic cover, the phrase “Pleased to Eat You,” and a subtitle for logging your best and worst meals plus restaurant recommendations.

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