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The Brass Monkey Don't Swear Swear Bank is a quirky black glass-front coin bank labeled "Don't Swear, It Sounds Like Hell," filled with coins and a dollar. Resting on a teal block, it’s the perfect giftable décor for any home.

Don't Swear Swear Bank

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The Brass Monkey "I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray" features a small green plant in a labeled ceramic pot on a round gray platform, set against a vibrant background with orange and yellow spheres.

I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray

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A small succulent in the Brass Monkey Into Pot Planter w/ Drip Tray rests on a round platform against an orange-yellow background, with two amber glass marbles nearby.

Into Pot Planter w/ Drip Tray

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The Brass Monkey "Put It Where The Direct Sun Don't Shine Planter w/ Drip Tray" sits against a bold yellow and coral backdrop, accented by two orange glass spheres—perfect for houseplant pot lovers seeking quirky decor.

Put It Where The Direct Sun Don't Shine Planter w/ Drip Tray

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A golden mannequin hand holds a red cup with a white die from the Brass Monkey That's How We Roll Dice Game Set. Other dice, a drink, striped box, and instruction card are displayed on the green felt surface.

That's How We Roll Dice Game Set

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The It's In The Cards Playing Card Game Set by Brass Monkey is shown on a light blue surface with oversized cards, a scorepad and red pencil, an open rules booklet, a black box labeled “It's In The Cards,” and a golden hand-shaped card holder—perfect for card fans.

It's In The Cards Playing Card Game Set

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The Brass Monkey “It’s What’s Inside That Counts Pocket Flask” features matte black with gold lettering, a removable cap attached by a chain, and is shown on a vibrant geometric background—perfect for any occasion.

It's What's Inside That Counts Pocket Flask

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The Brass Monkey After School Special Ceramic Serving Tray rests on a green surface with white chocolate pretzels and nougat pieces nearby, while a gold-painted hand holds one corner.

After School Special Ceramic Serving Tray

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The Brass Monkey In Morning Ceramic Mug, featuring colorful stripes and a peach graphic with "In Morning," sits on a white block beside a white cloth with blue and yellow lines, all set against an orange backdrop.

In Morning Ceramic Mug

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The Brass Monkey Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug, featuring red and yellow text, sits on a white block beside a checkered dish towel, set against a warm orange background.

Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug

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The Brass Monkey Distill My Heart Lowball Glass sits on a light purple platform, surrounded by orange and yellow cylindrical objects on a matching yellow surface.

Distill My Heart Lowball Glass

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The Good Shit Lowball Glass by Brass Monkey, with "THE GOOD Shit" printed on its pedestal-shaped clear glass, stands on a round gray platform against a yellow and light blue backdrop with colorful geometric accents.

The Good Shit Lowball Glass

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The Brass Monkey Designated Drinker Lowball Glass, featuring its printed phrase, is shown stackable on a round gray platform against a yellow surface and light gray background, with part of a red object visible on the left.

Designated Drinker Lowball Glass

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The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, featuring illustrated fish and funny captions, is shown with adult stickers, an open notebook, and a bowl of Judgy Fish stickers on a vibrant blue and orange background.
A box of the Debatable Game Set by Brass Monkey rests on dirt among plastic cowboy figures and quirky question cards—making it an ideal social game for your next Brass Monkey gathering.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal, featuring a hamburger cover, sits on red-and-white checkered paper in a blue tray—perfect for food journaling or tracking restaurant recommendations. An open notebook and red drink bottle are nearby.
The Brass Monkey "Pleased to Eat You" Food Journal features a hamburger graphic cover, the phrase “Pleased to Eat You,” and a subtitle for logging your best and worst meals plus restaurant recommendations.

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