Home Goods - For People Who Decorate With a Sense of Humor
Your home should say something about you. Ideally something funny.
Our Home Goods collection brings the same deadpan wit and surprisingly good design that Brass Monkey is known for into your actual living space. Think wall calendars that tell you things you didn't ask for, drinkware that makes a statement, and desk accessories that are technically functional but mostly just delightful.
Everything here is designed to be used, displayed, and noticed — by you, your guests, and anyone who wanders too close to your bookshelf.
Barware, Glassware, and Drinking Accessories
A significant portion of this collection is designed around drinks - making them, serving them, and keeping them cold.
- Lowball glasses - stackable pedestal-shaped glasses with metallic gold and black artwork. Each holds 12 oz. They're elegant enough to make "drinking on a weeknight" feel like a distinguished affair.
- Flasks - a matte black stainless steel pocket flask and a white porcelain swing-top flask. Both feature gold artwork and come in giftable boxes. The porcelain one looks good enough to display when it's not in your coat pocket.
- Coozie sets - vintage puffyvest-inspired coozies with adjustable velcro sizing. They come in coordinating pairs and keep your drinks insulated like every skier's torso in the late eighties.
- Cocktail set - an emergency drinking kit that includes a collapsible metal travel cup, glass mini flask, bottle opener, metal straw, and a mini cocktail recipe book.
All of these also live in our dedicated Barware collection if you want to browse just the drink-related items.
Ceramic Mugs, Planters, and a Serving Tray
The ceramic side of the collection covers several product types, all with a vintage-inspired look and the same dry humor as everything else we make.
The pedestal mugs are stackable porcelain with mid-century inspired shapes. Each one comes in a giftable box and works for coffee, tea, or whatever beverage helps you come to terms with your morning.
The planters are heavyweight ceramic with white glaze, apothecary-inspired designs, and one-color lettering that doubles as questionable plant care advice. Each includes a drain plug and drip tray that also functions as a lid.
The serving tray is a white porcelain piece inspired by vintage school cafeteria trays, with a recessed spot for a glass (or enough salsa for approximately two chips).
Canvas Totes and Reusable Bags
The tote bags feature our original character artwork - Moody Cats, Judgy Fish, and Googly Food - printed on canvas. They're full-sized totes designed for grocery runs, errands, or being seen in public with judgmental fish on your shoulder.
There's also a reusable bag inspired by the vintage plastic bags it's replacing - a ripstop nylon bag that looks like it came from a 1980s video store. It folds up small enough to keep in a pocket.
For the full tote bag range, browse Tote Bags.
Home Gifts and Crossover Items
A few products in this collection cross over from other categories. The food journal and drink journal also live in Journals. The coloring book and merit badge set appear in Other Diversions.
The mugs and lowball glasses are reliable housewarming and birthday gifts. They come in giftable boxes, look better than anything most people buy for themselves, and don't require the recipient to have a specific hobby or interest.
The planters work for anyone who keeps houseplants (or tries to). The flasks and cocktail kit are solid go-to gifts for the person who "has everything" - portable, useful, and funny enough to not feel generic.
For games to pair with hosting and entertaining, browse Fun & Games and Party & Social Games. For puzzle options to keep guests occupied, see Jigsaw Puzzles. For stickers featuring the same characters on the totes, check Sticker Books.
