Pets - Stuff for the Family Member You Actually Like
Your dog has been terrible all year. Rolled in something dead, ate something worse, and somehow still expects a stocking.
Good news: we made one. Also bandanas, bowls, puzzles, and a card deck specifically designed for publicly shaming (or praising) them.
Bandanas for Dogs and Small Pets
Bandanas make up the biggest chunk of this collection. They're durable, double-sided cotton construction, and designed to be one size fits most - unless your dog is literally a horse, in which case we can't help you.
The dog bandanas use a standard tie-on design. Each one features a different two-color applique and embroidered message. Themes range from everyday personality statements to holidays and family roles.
The small pet bandanas are sized for cats and smaller animals. These use resizable tie ribbons instead of a fixed tie, and they include break-away velcro so they're safe for cats who will absolutely try to murder anyone who puts clothing on them. Same quality construction, just scaled down.
Ceramic Pet Bowls
Two bowls, two different meal occasions.
The food bowl features "The Main Course" in reflective metallic gold hand-lettering on the inside. The water bowl says "After Dinner Drinks." Both are ceramic with a simple, slightly fancy design that looks good on the floor - which is really the best compliment you can give a pet bowl.
They're sized for dogs and cats. The ceramic construction means they're heavy enough to not slide across the kitchen every time your pet inhales their food in 13 seconds.
Holiday Stockings for Dogs and Cats
Vintage-inspired velvet stockings with three-color shimmery embroidery. One for dogs, one for cats. They're lined, hangable, and come ready to stuff with treats, toys, or whatever you're using to buy your pet's temporary affection this holiday season.
Pet-Themed Puzzles and Card Decks
A few products in this collection cross over from our other categories.
The apartment puzzles feature vintage-style portraits of dogs - a Golden Retriever and an English Foxhound - in a 300-piece format designed for smaller tables. These are the same "apartment puzzle" format from our Jigsaw Puzzles collection, just with pet-specific artwork.
The pet shame/praise card decks are exactly what they sound like. One deck for dogs, one for cats. Each includes cards for both shaming your pet for their crimes and praising them for their rare moments of acceptable behavior. They work as standalone entertainment or as a party-game-adjacent activity when pet people get together.
Pet Gifts for Pet People
Everything in this collection doubles as a gift for the pet owner as much as the pet. The bandanas are the easiest pick - they're inexpensive, one-size-fits-most, and the messages make them feel like you put thought into it.
The bowls work for housewarmings and new-pet gifts. They're nicer than anything most people buy for themselves, and the gold lettering upgrades the feeding station without requiring any effort from the recipient.
The stockings are seasonal but reliable - they come back every holiday season as gifts for the person who insists on including their pet in every family tradition.
For more pet-adjacent humor, the Sticker Books collection includes character sets like Moody Cats and Salty Birds. For party games and card decks, browse Party & Social Games. For the full Brass Monkey catalog in one place, check Desk and Home Goods.
