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A Brass Monkey Tiny Diary for Not So Tiny Secrets and a small open pocket journal rest on a maroon surface, surrounded by antique keys, a padlock, wilted flowers, and a gold hand holding a pen.

Tiny Diary for Not So Tiny Secrets

$8.00
$8.00
The Judgy Fish Canvas Tote by Brass Monkey, featuring three humorously labeled colorful fish species, hangs on a wooden wall. This white vintage-style bag has black handles and showcases unique fish-themed artwork.

Judgy Fish Canvas Tote

$18.00
$18.00
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The Brass Monkey Employee Of The Month 300 Piece Apartment Puzzle features a realistic painting of a brown dog on green, labeled EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, with loose pieces nearby—perfect for puzzle lovers in cozy spaces.

Employee Of The Month 300 Piece Apartment Puzzle

$14.00
$14.00
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A red People I Plan To Haunt Tiny Diary by Brass Monkey lies open on a table with cobwebs, black spiders, a white candle, a skeleton hand holding a pen, and purple flowers for a spooky Halloween scene.

People I Plan To Haunt Tiny Diary

$8.00
$8.00
The Salty Birds Coloring Book by Brass Monkey is a funny adult coloring book featuring birds with snarky speech bubbles, ideal for anyone who loves humor and creative coloring on floral white backgrounds.

Salty Birds Coloring Book

$15.00
$15.00
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A ceramic basset hound figurine sits on a blue background beside Brass Monkey’s Because This Dog Is Embarrassing - Pet Shame/Praise Deck, with red and white dog-themed cards featuring funny prompts scattered nearby.

Because This Dog Is Embarrassing - Pet Shame/Praise Deck

$11.20
$11.20
$16.00
The Brass Monkey Bin-go Get Some Drinks Bingo Book is shown with bingo cards, colorful drink umbrellas, game pieces, a brown beer bottle, and a bottle cap on a green surface against a green background.

Bin-go Get Some Drinks Bingo Book

$14.00
$14.00
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Two beer bottles with Brass Monkey’s Hold My Beer Puffyvest Coozie Set—labeled HOLD MY BEER and SEMI-PRO—sit on a mini tennis court with balls, racket, and net. Each adjustable coozie adds playful flair to the pink sporty scene.

Hold My Beer Puffyvest Coozie Set

$14.00
$14.00
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The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Coloring Book features sarcastic fish with witty speech bubbles like "Yikes." Enjoy stress relief and humor while coloring this unique book.

Judgy Fish Coloring Book

$15.00
$15.00
A Brass Monkey Date Night Challenges box sits among fun challenge cards with unique couples activities and date ideas, all surrounded by glowing string lights on a dark surface.

Date Night Challenges

$12.00
$12.00
The Brass Monkey “It’s What’s Inside That Counts Pocket Flask” features matte black with gold lettering, a removable cap attached by a chain, and is shown on a vibrant geometric background—perfect for any occasion.

It's What's Inside That Counts Pocket Flask

$15.00
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A green felt tabletop displays Brass Monkey's Make Big Mistakes Giant Dice Eraser Set, regular dice, poker chips, playing cards, a pencil, and a “Winnings” note showing amounts like “- $42.”.

Make Big Mistakes Giant Dice Eraser Set

$7.00
$7.00
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The Brass Monkey Designated Drinker Lowball Glass, featuring its printed phrase, is shown stackable on a round gray platform against a yellow surface and light gray background, with part of a red object visible on the left.

Designated Drinker Lowball Glass

$10.50
$10.50
$15.00
A tabletop displays Brass Monkey's Mini Poorly Explained Movies - Horror Edition, featuring the game box, cards with vague horror movie descriptions, a film reel, and mannequin limbs.

Mini Poorly Explained Movies - Horror Edition

$12.00
$12.00
Two blue Future Blackmail Tiny Diaries by Brass Monkey rest on a yellow surface; one is open to reveal lined pages like a secret journal. A gold hand holds a pen, with part of a vintage camera and a green plant also in view.

Future Blackmail Tiny Diary

$8.00
$8.00
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A yellow Brass Monkey Hooked On Phonics Metal Bookmark Stencil with a smiley face cutout is placed among green pencils, an open book, a closed notebook, and teal books on a green and teal background.

Hooked On Phonics Metal Bookmark Stencil

$6.30
$6.30
$9.00

Fun & Games

The perfect companion to any loving home... healthy competition.

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The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, featuring illustrated fish and funny captions, is shown with adult stickers, an open notebook, and a bowl of Judgy Fish stickers on a vibrant blue and orange background.
A box of the Debatable Game Set by Brass Monkey rests on dirt among plastic cowboy figures and quirky question cards—making it an ideal social game for your next Brass Monkey gathering.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal, featuring a hamburger cover, sits on red-and-white checkered paper in a blue tray—perfect for food journaling or tracking restaurant recommendations. An open notebook and red drink bottle are nearby.
The Brass Monkey "Pleased to Eat You" Food Journal features a hamburger graphic cover, the phrase “Pleased to Eat You,” and a subtitle for logging your best and worst meals plus restaurant recommendations.

Prompted Journals

A journal entry a day, helps keep the social media doom scrolling away.

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