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A brown and white dog licks its nose while wearing Brass Monkeys The Real MVP Dog Bandana, a durable cotton accessory with white trim and The Real MVP in white, posed against a plain gray background.

The Real MVP Dog Bandana

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A grey cloth-bound Brass Monkey “The Perpetually Late Show Undated Standard Planner” rests beside an open daily planner displaying June 27–28, with a red pen and orange ruler on a pink and white background.

The Perpetually Late Show Undated Standard Planner

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A flat lay featuring the Brass Monkey Hidden Agenda Undated Mini Planner beside an open calendar to October 4-6, a yellow pencil, and part of a green tape dispenser on a colorful geometric background.

Hidden Agenda Undated Mini Planner

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The Brass Monkey Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set includes four white ballpoint pens with humorous labels, arranged on a pink platform and brown surface, with a small notepad in the background.

Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

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The Brass Monkey Dont Swear Swear Bank, featuring a glass front with coins and a rolled dollar bill inside, rests on a blue platform. Nearby are scattered coins and an ashtray with a cigarette in the background.

Don't Swear Swear Bank

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The Brass Monkey I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray features a small green plant in a ceramic pot with the words I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK, set on a round gray base against a vibrant yellow and pink backdrop with orange glass spheres.

I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray

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The Brass Monkey Into Pot Planter w/ Drip Tray—a small green succulent in a white ceramic pot—rests on a round gray platform, with amber glass spheres and a yellow-orange backdrop adding bold, modern flair with vintage touches.

Into Pot Planter w/ Drip Tray

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A Brass Monkey Put It Where The Direct Sun Dont Shine Planter w/ Drip Tray, holding a green and purple succulent, sits on a round platform with two small orange spheres against a yellow and orange backdrop.

Put It Where The Direct Sun Don't Shine Planter w/ Drip Tray

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A gold-painted hand rolls a red cup, spilling out a white die with colorful symbols from the Thats How We Roll Dice Game Set by Brass Monkey. Other dice, game instructions, a drink, and the blue Brass Monkey box rest on the green tabletop.

That's How We Roll Dice Game Set

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The Brass Monkey Its In The Cards Playing Card Game Set includes oversized cards, a scorebook, red Hold My Hand cards, a rulebook, and comes in a sleek black box—ideal for fans of card games.

It's In The Cards Playing Card Game Set

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The Brass Monkey Its Whats Inside That Counts Pocket Flask in matte black with gold text is shown open on overlapping pink, orange, and purple geometric paper shapes.

It's What's Inside That Counts Pocket Flask

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The Brass Monkey After School Special Ceramic Serving Tray features a drinkware recess and playful After School Special text, inspired by vintage cafeterias—here, it’s shown in white ceramic, surrounded by yogurt-covered pretzels and nougat.

After School Special Ceramic Serving Tray

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The Brass Monkey In Morning Ceramic Mug, featuring colorful stripes and In Morning. text, sits on a white block beside a checkered towel against an orange and pink background, bringing vintage charm to your kitchen.

In Morning Ceramic Mug

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The Brass Monkey Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug, featuring bold red and yellow text, sits stacked on a white block beside a colorful checkered cloth, set against an orange background for a vintage touch.

Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug

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The Distill My Heart Lowball Glass by Brass Monkey rests on a round, light purple platform with orange and yellow cylinders and a yellow surface in the background.

Distill My Heart Lowball Glass

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The Good Shit Lowball Glass by Brass Monkey, featuring its signature phrase, rests on a round gray platform against a yellow surface with a pastel backdrop. An orange object and clear orange block sit nearby.

The Good Shit Lowball Glass

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Fun & Games

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A yellow box labeled Sudoku With Some Balls Sudoku Game Set by Brass Monkey rests on a light blue surface beside a Sudoku board with colored balls and an open setup booklet—a travel-ready game.
The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, with vintage fish on the cover, sits alongside a spiral notebook and fishbowl with quirky stickers, all arranged on a blue surface against an orange backdrop.
The Pleased to Eat You Food Journal by Brass Monkey, with a burger-themed cover, sits in a red plastic basket lined with checkered paper beside an open restaurant logbook and a bright red ketchup bottle.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal features a burger graphic and prompts to record your best and worst meals, plus space for restaurant recommendations.

Prompted Journals

A journal entry a day, helps keep the social media doom scrolling away.

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