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1/2 A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS

For profound realizations like–

why is everyone so fascinated

that every snowflake is unique?

So are potatoes, and people

couldn’t care less about that.

A Tiny Fart Diary - Brass Monkey - 9780735381087

A TINY FART DIARY

And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts.

That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history.

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MOODY CATS MAGIC VELVET COLORING SET

his set of twelve black velvet cat illustrations are dripping with nostalgia–and the casual indifference that you would expect from our favorite feline companions. Each moody cat is emblazoned with a phrase that will likely hit a little too close to home to any cat owner–like ‘please rub my belly, I want to shred your arm to bits.’

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Moody Cats Magic Velvet Coloring Set - Brass Monkey - 9780735381223

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