Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.

These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.

They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

  • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
  • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
  • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
  • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
  • Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.

These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.

They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

  • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
  • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
  • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
  • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
  • Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey
Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set Brass Monkey

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