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The Brass Monkey Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug, featuring red and yellow text, sits on a white block beside a checkered dish towel, set against a warm orange background.

Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug

$10.50
$10.50
$15.00
Brass Monkey’s Fighting Words Dice Game is shown with its box, lettered dice, blue dice cup, sand timer, and score pad on a striking red and orange background.

Fighting Words Dice Game

$24.00
$24.00
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The Brass Monkey Rise & Sigh Pedestal Mug, featuring a rainbow design, sits on orange coasters with pink wool flowing from it like steam. Behind it are a mirror and blue teapot, all set against a yellow and pink backdrop.

Rise & Sigh Pedestal Mug

$10.50
$10.50
$15.00
The Brass Monkey You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book features retro stickers and a notebook with illustrated canned foods and motivational quotes, displayed on a kitchen counter with dishes and utensils in the background.

You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book

$9.00
$9.00
Brass Monkey’s Mini Poorly Explained Movies - 80s Edition is a vibrant board game that challenges players to guess iconic 80s films from hilariously vague clues, with cards and the box shown on a pink and green backdrop.

Mini Poorly Explained Movies - 80s Edition

$12.00
$12.00
A vibrant scene featuring oranges and Brass Monkey’s “Freshly Squeezed Notes”—a juice carton-shaped notepad labeled “Notes,” with tear-off sheets, crumpled paper, sticky notes on a tiled wall, and a pencil resting inside the notepad.

Freshly Squeezed Notes

$15.00
$15.00
A vibrant Brass Monkey Shrimpin' Ain't Easy Origami Kit features a colorful box with rainbow shrimp art. Playful shrimp origami and rainbow paper shrimp decorations surround it against a white background.

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy Origami Kit

$18.00
$18.00
The Brass Monkey My Master Plan Productivity Guide is a gray hardbound planner with "My Master Plan." in bold black letters on the cover and includes a black ribbon bookmark.

My Master Plan Productivity Guide

$12.00
$12.00
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The Brass Monkey Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set includes four cream-colored ballpoint pens labeled ADEQUATE, PROFESSIONAL, MASTER CRASINATOR, and PROCRASTINATOR—perfect for any procrastinator's pen collection.

Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

$8.40
$8.40
$12.00
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The Brass Monkey "I Just Mooned You 100 Piece Mini Shaped Puzzle" is partially assembled on a pink background, showing gold text. Nearby is its matching box labeled "A 100 Piece Shaped Puzzle (With a Message!).

I Just Mooned You 100 Piece Mini Shaped Puzzle

$5.60
$5.60
$8.00
The Brass Monkey "Things I'll Cancel Later" Undated Mini Planner in blue and gold rests on bright pink, surrounded by ripped brown paper and a green backdrop stamped repeatedly with "CANCELLED.

Things I'll Cancel Later Undated Mini Planner

$16.00
$16.00
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The Good Shit Lowball Glass by Brass Monkey, with "THE GOOD Shit" printed on its pedestal-shaped clear glass, stands on a round gray platform against a yellow and light blue backdrop with colorful geometric accents.

The Good Shit Lowball Glass

$10.50
$10.50
$15.00
Whimsical flower stickers with googly eyes from Brass Monkey's Best Buds Googly Sticker Book are arranged around small terracotta pots, while the colorful sticker book sits on the right against a bright blue sky.

Best Buds Googly Sticker Book

$9.00
$9.00
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The Brass Monkey "I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray" features a small green plant in a labeled ceramic pot on a round gray platform, set against a vibrant background with orange and yellow spheres.

I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray

$14.70
$14.70
$21.00
The Brass Monkey Moody Cats Magic Velvet Coloring Set is displayed on grass, surrounded by brush-tip markers, illustrated cat cards, and toys. The green box features black velvet cat illustrations with funny captions.

Moody Cats Magic Velvet Coloring Set

$25.00
$25.00
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The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal, featuring a hamburger cover, sits on red-and-white checkered paper in a blue tray—perfect for food journaling or tracking restaurant recommendations. An open notebook and red drink bottle are nearby.

Pleased to Eat You Food Journal

$8.40
$8.40
$12.00

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The perfect companion to any loving home... healthy competition.

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A yellow Brass Monkey Sudoku With Some Balls Sudoku Game Set sits on a light blue surface, accompanied by a sudoku book, colorful balls, and a wooden game board with slots for the balls.
The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, featuring illustrated fish and funny captions, is shown with adult stickers, an open notebook, and a bowl of Judgy Fish stickers on a vibrant blue and orange background.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal, featuring a hamburger cover, sits on red-and-white checkered paper in a blue tray—perfect for food journaling or tracking restaurant recommendations. An open notebook and red drink bottle are nearby.
The Brass Monkey "Pleased to Eat You" Food Journal features a hamburger graphic cover, the phrase “Pleased to Eat You,” and a subtitle for logging your best and worst meals plus restaurant recommendations.

Prompted Journals

A journal entry a day, helps keep the social media doom scrolling away.

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