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The Brass Monkey Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug, featuring red and yellow text, rests on a white block with a checkered dish towel in front. The scene is set against an orange backdrop and pink surface.

Part-time Adult Ceramic Mug

$12.00
$12.00
$15.00
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The Brass Monkey Rise & Sigh Pedestal Mug, with rainbow text, sits on orange platforms with pink wool flowing out. A blue teapot and a mirror reflecting the mug add to this colorful retro scene.

Rise & Sigh Pedestal Mug

$12.00
$12.00
$15.00
A Brass Monkey Useless Animal Trivia cube rests on a pink-and-white striped surface, surrounded by animal figurines (crab, rabbit, alligator) and trivia cards—perfect for fans of quirky animal facts.

Useless Animal Trivia

$15.00
$15.00
A vibrant kitchen scene highlights the Brass Monkey You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book, packed with amusing canned food stickers with googly eyes and uplifting quotes. Retro dishes and metal utensils add charm in the background.

You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book

$9.00
$9.00
A colorful Brass Monkey Mini Poorly Explained Movies - 80s Edition game box sits on a vibrant background, surrounded by hint cards—ideal for your next 80s movie party or fun movie guessing game night.

Mini Poorly Explained Movies - 80s Edition

$12.00
$12.00
A vibrant scene with oranges and crumpled paper features the Brass Monkey Freshly Squeezed Notes set—with tear-off sheets and a pencil—on a yellow surface. Three reminder notes are taped to white tiles in the background.

Freshly Squeezed Notes

$15.00
$15.00
A colorful box labeled Shrimpin' Ain't Easy Origami Kit by Brass Monkey is surrounded by vibrant, rainbow shrimp origami decorations on a white background, creating a playful, festive vibe.

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy Origami Kit

$18.00
$18.00
The gray hardbound My Master Plan Productivity Guide by Brass Monkey features large black lettering on the cover and a black ribbon bookmark, set against a white background.

My Master Plan Productivity Guide

$12.00
$12.00
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The Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set by Brass Monkey features four white pens with witty labels—“ADEQUATE,” “PROFESSIONAL,” “MASTER CRASINATOR,” and “PROCRASTINATOR”—displayed on a pink stand with a notepad in the background.

Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

$9.60
$9.60
$12.00
A Brass Monkey Things I'll Cancel Later Undated Mini Planner in navy with gold details rests on bright pink paper, surrounded by torn brown paper repeatedly stamped CANCELLED in red.

Things I'll Cancel Later Undated Mini Planner

$16.00
$16.00
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The Brass Monkey I Just Mooned You 100 Piece Mini Shaped Puzzle, shown partially assembled with missing pieces, sits on a pink surface. Its moon-themed giftable box is placed below it.

I Just Mooned You 100 Piece Mini Shaped Puzzle

$6.40
$6.40
$8.00
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The Good Shit Lowball Glass by Brass Monkey, featuring bold text, rests on a round gray platform atop a yellow background with colorful geometric shapes, showcasing the playful style of the brand.

The Good Shit Lowball Glass

$12.00
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The Brass Monkey "I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray" is a small green succulent in a ceramic pot with the phrase on front, resting on a round gray base, accented by orange spheres and a vibrant yellow-pink background.

I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray

$16.80
$16.80
$21.00
Whimsical stickers of cartoon flowers and plants with googly eyes in terracotta pots rest on soil beneath a blue sky. On the right is Brass Monkey’s Best Buds Googly Sticker Book, featuring playful floral illustrations.

Best Buds Googly Sticker Book

$9.00
$9.00
Two colorful Brass Monkey “A Million Things to Do Before You Die Prompted Journals” stand upright on a yellow background, surrounded by open journals and colored pencils—perfect for tracking your adventurous bucket list.

A Million Things to Do Before You Die Prompted Journal

$15.00
$15.00
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A light brown dog with a white chest models the Brass Monkey Freelance Dog Model Dog Bandana, featuring "FREELANCE DOG MODEL" in orange and teal on durable cotton, against a plain gray background. A perfect gift for dog owners.

Freelance Dog Model Dog Bandana

$10.50
$10.50
$15.00

Fun & Games

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The Brass Monkey Sudoku With Some Balls Sudoku Game Set is displayed, featuring a yellow box, colorful wooden balls, a black grid board, and an open instruction booklet with assorted colored dot puzzle grids.
The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, featuring vintage fish illustrations on the cover, rests on a turquoise table with an open notebook, a fishbowl with cut-out fish and plants, and various fish stickers—all set against an orange backdrop.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal, featuring a burger cover design, rests in a red basket with checkered paper beside an open restaurant journal and a red drink cup.
The Pleased to Eat You Food Journal by Brass Monkey features a playful hamburger cover and the subtitle, “A Journal for the Important Stuff: The Best (& Worst) Food You’ve Ever Eaten”—perfect for capturing memorable meals and food journaling.

Prompted Journals

A journal entry a day, helps keep the social media doom scrolling away.

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