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The Brass Monkey Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set includes four white ballpoint pens with humorous labels, arranged on a pink platform and brown surface, with a small notepad in the background.

Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set

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The Brass Monkey I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray features a small green plant in a ceramic pot with the words I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK, set on a round gray base against a vibrant yellow and pink backdrop with orange glass spheres.

I Could Really Use A Drink Planter w/ Drip Tray

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The Good Shit Lowball Glass by Brass Monkey, featuring its signature phrase, rests on a round gray platform against a yellow surface with a pastel backdrop. An orange object and clear orange block sit nearby.

The Good Shit Lowball Glass

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Two colorful Brass Monkey A Million Things to Do Before You Die prompted journals stand upright on a yellow surface, surrounded by open journals and colored pencils—a playful spin on the classic bucket list.

A Million Things to Do Before You Die Prompted Journal

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The Brass Monkey Scrumble Magnetic Fridge Game is shown with magnetic game pieces, a board, box, notepad, and fridge magnets. Words like REACH, CLEAN, and STUD appear on the grid with scattered letters nearby.

Scrumble Magnetic Fridge Game

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A desk with Brass Monkeys Bin-go To A Dumb Meeting Bingo Book, yellow and white box, plus paper clips, a rubber band ball, pens, pencils, and notepads—fun office essentials set against a blue background.

Bin-go To A Dumb Meeting Bingo Book

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A Brass Monkey Of All The People Social Game box rests on a yellow surface with cards featuring celebrity names and activities spread around, while a vintage TV and notebook appear in the background.

Of All The People Social Game

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The Brass Monkey I Just Mooned You 100 Piece Mini Shaped Puzzle features a gold moon design and text, shown partially assembled on a pink and purple background with its giftable box below.

I Just Mooned You 100 Piece Mini Shaped Puzzle

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Brass Monkeys My Master Plan Productivity Guide is a gray hardbound book with black cover text and a black ribbon bookmark—perfect for procrastinators. Photographed on a white background.

My Master Plan Productivity Guide

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A Big Deal Giant Playing Cards by Brass Monkey are displayed on a table with some cards spread out, poker chips, and a drink. The oversized cards feature bold red and black geometric shapes and vintage-inspired designs.

A Big Deal Giant Playing Cards

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A box of Brass Monkeys Weird Sports Trivia rests on a green and white surface, surrounded by trivia cards and tennis balls. The cards feature obscure sports facts on a geometric green-patterned background—ideal for sports enthusiasts.

Weird Sports Trivia

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A light brown dog with upright ears wears the Brass Monkey Freelance Dog Model Dog Bandana in cotton peach, featuring Freelance Dog Model in teal and orange. This stylish accessory is perfect for pups who are true MVPs of design.

Freelance Dog Model Dog Bandana

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The Brass Monkey A Billion Random Acts of Kindness Prompted Journal hardcover sits on a colorful surface, surrounded by four colored pencils and an open prompted journal displaying questions.

A Billion Random Acts of Kindness Prompted Journal

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The Brass Monkey Moody Cats Magic Velvet Coloring Set sits on grass, surrounded by brush-tip markers and illustrated cat cards with funny captions. The box shows a moody cat and reads: Even if I dont fits, I still sits.

Moody Cats Magic Velvet Coloring Set

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The Brass Monkey Say Yes To The Chess Game Set features peggable chess pieces, a gamebook, and a gold-colored hand holding a chess piece, all in a blue box reading “Say Yes To The Chess,” displayed on a brown surface.

Say Yes To The Chess Game Set

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The Brass Monkey Bar None Drink Journal rests on a white surface, open to a Flying Goose recipe page with an illustrated cocktail, surrounded by vibrant drinks, lemons, and garnishes.

Bar None Drink Journal

$9.00
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Fun & Games

The perfect companion to any loving home... healthy competition.

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A yellow box labeled Sudoku With Some Balls Sudoku Game Set by Brass Monkey rests on a light blue surface beside a Sudoku board with colored balls and an open setup booklet—a travel-ready game.
The Brass Monkey Judgy Fish Sticker Book, with vintage fish on the cover, sits alongside a spiral notebook and fishbowl with quirky stickers, all arranged on a blue surface against an orange backdrop.
The Pleased to Eat You Food Journal by Brass Monkey, with a burger-themed cover, sits in a red plastic basket lined with checkered paper beside an open restaurant logbook and a bright red ketchup bottle.
The Brass Monkey Pleased to Eat You Food Journal features a burger graphic and prompts to record your best and worst meals, plus space for restaurant recommendations.

Prompted Journals

A journal entry a day, helps keep the social media doom scrolling away.

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